1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:22,815 --> 00:00:27,737 I'LL BE ALONE AFTER MIDNIGHT 4 00:01:34,554 --> 00:01:36,556 CALENDAR 5 00:02:33,529 --> 00:02:35,740 SULFURIC ACID 6 00:02:53,466 --> 00:02:59,555 Members of the jury, answer "no" to every question asked 7 00:02:59,764 --> 00:03:03,935 for, if the defendant is sentenced, 8 00:03:04,143 --> 00:03:08,731 it sets a dangerous precedent... 9 00:03:09,816 --> 00:03:14,862 for those poor souls who commit crimes of passion. 10 00:03:15,071 --> 00:03:16,906 Idiot! Vampire! 11 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:20,076 I found out about all your tarts! I've had it! 12 00:03:20,284 --> 00:03:22,370 - So have I! - Just look at them all. 13 00:03:22,578 --> 00:03:25,623 You've cheated on me from the start. What about her? She's one of yours. 14 00:03:25,832 --> 00:03:29,794 Colette, Armande, Jacqueline, Madeleine, Clo-Clo, Marie! 15 00:03:30,294 --> 00:03:33,047 Music hall girls and socialites! 16 00:03:33,256 --> 00:03:35,258 You collect them! 17 00:03:35,466 --> 00:03:36,884 You disgust me. 18 00:03:39,303 --> 00:03:41,013 - Now be quiet. - No. 19 00:03:41,222 --> 00:03:43,224 - Be quiet. - No. I won't! 20 00:03:43,433 --> 00:03:44,559 - Will you be quiet? - No. 21 00:03:44,767 --> 00:03:45,935 No? Take that! 22 00:03:51,566 --> 00:03:52,358 Take that! 23 00:03:53,985 --> 00:03:56,237 Unbelievable! I'll show you. 24 00:03:59,615 --> 00:04:02,326 - Stop right there or I'll scream for help. - Don't threaten me. 25 00:04:02,535 --> 00:04:08,332 To speak of love Is looking into each other's eyes 26 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:13,796 To speak of love Is a kiss that speaks volumes 27 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:17,133 Hands can say, "I love you" 28 00:04:17,341 --> 00:04:19,927 Better than any poem 29 00:04:20,136 --> 00:04:25,725 Communicating without words Is delightful 30 00:04:34,025 --> 00:04:36,944 Don't expect me to tolerate your absurd behavior! 31 00:04:37,153 --> 00:04:38,821 - Close the French door. - No. 32 00:04:39,030 --> 00:04:40,281 - Close it. - No. 33 00:04:42,158 --> 00:04:43,326 - Do it. - No. 34 00:04:46,746 --> 00:04:48,039 - Do it. - No. 35 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:51,417 - Do it. - No. 36 00:04:52,877 --> 00:04:54,170 - Do it. - No. 37 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:57,215 - I'll show you. - What? 38 00:04:57,423 --> 00:04:58,841 You know what I mean. 39 00:05:01,636 --> 00:05:04,013 - Since you won't obey, I'm leaving. - Go! 40 00:05:04,222 --> 00:05:05,556 - I won't be back for dinner. - Good! 41 00:05:05,765 --> 00:05:07,975 - I won't be back tonight. - As you wish. 42 00:05:08,184 --> 00:05:09,101 Take that! 43 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:33,376 The filthy brute! 44 00:05:33,835 --> 00:05:35,920 To treat you that way. 45 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:38,381 Leave me alone! 46 00:05:38,589 --> 00:05:39,674 Monique, 47 00:05:39,882 --> 00:05:42,844 I'm shy and don't know how to talk to women, 48 00:05:43,052 --> 00:05:45,429 but when needed, I can be extremely decisive. 49 00:05:45,638 --> 00:05:48,641 So, listen. For six years, I've loved you. 50 00:05:48,850 --> 00:05:51,185 For six years, he's cheated on you and you're unhappy. 51 00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:54,188 - Don't worry, he won't get away with it. - What do you intend to do? 52 00:05:54,397 --> 00:05:55,731 Take revenge. 53 00:05:55,940 --> 00:05:58,860 - By killing him? - No chance! Juries are too suspicious. 54 00:05:59,068 --> 00:06:00,862 - Then what? - I'll cheat on him. 55 00:06:01,070 --> 00:06:02,697 Good. With me. 56 00:06:02,905 --> 00:06:04,824 Not you, you're my best friend. 57 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:06,409 - Then who? - I don't know. 58 00:06:06,617 --> 00:06:08,035 - When? - Tonight. 59 00:06:09,245 --> 00:06:10,454 That's not going to happen. 60 00:06:10,663 --> 00:06:12,123 - Who'll stop me? - I will. 61 00:06:12,331 --> 00:06:13,749 - We'll see about that! - We will. 62 00:06:13,958 --> 00:06:16,752 - Go away, Michel. - I love you, Monique. 63 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:20,298 Too bad, I'll never be yours! 64 00:06:20,506 --> 00:06:23,926 I'm very shy, but I'm very stubborn. 65 00:06:24,135 --> 00:06:26,512 - And nothing - - Get out. Take these. 66 00:06:26,721 --> 00:06:29,140 There. Now go! 67 00:06:29,515 --> 00:06:31,559 Fine, but I'll be back. 68 00:06:43,905 --> 00:06:46,616 "She loves me a little" 69 00:06:46,824 --> 00:06:48,701 Not much 70 00:06:49,410 --> 00:06:51,829 "She loves me a lot" 71 00:06:52,038 --> 00:06:53,748 Really? 72 00:06:54,457 --> 00:06:56,459 "Passionately" 73 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:58,377 If only 74 00:06:58,961 --> 00:07:01,088 "Madly" 75 00:07:01,714 --> 00:07:03,257 Madness 76 00:07:04,342 --> 00:07:07,720 Madness 77 00:07:12,934 --> 00:07:14,602 Poor Michel. 78 00:07:30,201 --> 00:07:34,288 Here comes the mender Of china and porcelain 79 00:07:34,497 --> 00:07:38,542 He does miracles With stuff fit for the dustbin 80 00:07:38,751 --> 00:07:40,878 I glue and mend 81 00:07:41,087 --> 00:07:42,880 I reassemble and bind 82 00:07:43,089 --> 00:07:47,051 I do it well and very quickly 83 00:07:47,718 --> 00:07:53,683 Here comes the mender Of china and porcelain 84 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:04,485 - Hello, miss. - Hello, sir. 85 00:08:04,694 --> 00:08:06,278 - Again? - Like always. 86 00:08:06,487 --> 00:08:09,782 That's great! Thanks. 87 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:17,123 A TREATISE ON ADULTERY 88 00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:45,443 - You rang, madam? - Yes. 89 00:08:45,651 --> 00:08:47,987 Take this book and read to me. 90 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:51,198 I've cried too much. My eyes hurt. 91 00:08:51,407 --> 00:08:52,908 - Here? - Yes, there. 92 00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:56,996 "Chapter 2. Forced adultery. 93 00:08:57,204 --> 00:09:00,916 A spouse seeking revenge must be circumspect." 94 00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:02,043 Circumspect. 95 00:09:02,251 --> 00:09:07,048 "If it's a new moon, she should choose a blond lover." 96 00:09:07,256 --> 00:09:08,299 Blond. 97 00:09:08,507 --> 00:09:11,677 "If the moon is full, she should choose a black lover. 98 00:09:12,053 --> 00:09:15,181 Chapter 3. Adultery by correspondence." 99 00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:17,892 - Enough! Put the book down. - Yes, madam. 100 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:26,859 I sell lovely balloons Red, blue, or soft pink 101 00:09:27,068 --> 00:09:29,904 Small ones and big ones 102 00:09:30,112 --> 00:09:34,116 Beautiful balloons Balloons for sale 103 00:09:34,325 --> 00:09:38,079 I sell lovely balloons Beautiful balloons for sale 104 00:09:38,287 --> 00:09:42,458 Small ones and big ones Red, blue, or soft pink 105 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:46,670 Beautiful balloons Well worth the cost 106 00:09:46,879 --> 00:09:48,380 They have their highs and lows 107 00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:51,509 But they never deflate 108 00:09:51,717 --> 00:09:53,511 Never do they deflate 109 00:09:53,719 --> 00:09:55,805 Ask for a beautiful balloon 110 00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:58,099 Red, blue, or soft pink 111 00:09:58,307 --> 00:10:01,852 Small ones and big ones 112 00:10:02,061 --> 00:10:07,858 Beautiful balloons Balloons for sale 113 00:10:09,485 --> 00:10:11,445 - How much for a balloon? - Twenty cents, madam. 114 00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:14,448 Top quality. Your child will be delighted. 115 00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:16,367 - I'll take them all. - All? 116 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:18,244 Goodness! 117 00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:21,580 Congratulations on having such a large family. 118 00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:23,707 - Thanks. Here you go. - Thank you. 119 00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:11,672 I'll be alone after midnight 120 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:15,342 Life helps those 121 00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:18,053 Who help themselves 122 00:11:18,429 --> 00:11:21,724 So I allow myself The charming delusion 123 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:25,102 That she loves me passionately 124 00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:28,522 "To Michel, my lovely treasure 125 00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:33,027 With love beyond measure" 126 00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:36,447 "To Michel, my future lover 127 00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:40,701 Love is coming Yours, impatiently" 128 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:45,247 "To my charming Michel Who fills me with desire" 129 00:11:45,456 --> 00:11:51,086 "To my beloved Michel Your Monique, for life" 130 00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:55,007 "To Michel My fond memories 131 00:11:55,216 --> 00:12:01,263 Will soon become my bright future" 132 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:19,782 "To Michel 133 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:22,201 My fond memories 134 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,745 Will soon become 135 00:12:24,954 --> 00:12:28,999 My bright future" 136 00:12:32,503 --> 00:12:34,380 78, SQUARE DE LA MUETTE 137 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:52,106 My balloons will fly so high 138 00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:55,401 Carrying my heart on the winds 139 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:58,237 My soul is wild with joy 140 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,282 As I dream and dream 141 00:13:01,991 --> 00:13:04,743 Will he be strong or slim? 142 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:07,913 Will he be wide-eyed and blond? 143 00:13:08,122 --> 00:13:11,875 Will he be pious or noble? 144 00:13:12,084 --> 00:13:14,086 Shy or 145 00:13:14,295 --> 00:13:16,797 Too daring? 146 00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:21,635 My adventurous heart 147 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:24,138 Dreams of love 148 00:13:25,097 --> 00:13:28,225 It wants to be whispered 149 00:13:28,434 --> 00:13:30,978 Romantic speeches 150 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:34,732 If you want tenderness 151 00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:37,985 If you want kisses and excitement 152 00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:41,196 If you want to be caressed 153 00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:44,533 You can count on me 154 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:48,078 I want to be cuddled 155 00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:51,165 Chase away my boredom 156 00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:54,335 I want a divine time 157 00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:57,338 All night long 158 00:13:57,546 --> 00:14:01,008 My heart is not for sale 159 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:05,054 Handsome troubadour 160 00:14:07,056 --> 00:14:10,684 My heart is up for grabs 161 00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:14,229 It longs for love 162 00:16:13,849 --> 00:16:16,643 The fish 163 00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:19,771 Refuse to take the bait 164 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:24,526 Not even a nibble today It's incredible 165 00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:27,112 Nor yesterday either 166 00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:29,740 Nor even last year 167 00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:32,075 Fisher by profession 168 00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:34,161 A real champ 169 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:36,580 Even without a boat 170 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:39,041 But just between us 171 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:41,210 I whisper this confession 172 00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:45,714 I've never caught Even the smallest fish 173 00:16:45,923 --> 00:16:49,801 In all my life 174 00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:57,809 Some people relax, daydream, laze about 175 00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:00,103 I'm always late I've really got to go 176 00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:02,356 One day here, gone the next Appointments everywhere 177 00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:05,234 I've no time to rest I'm a man in a hurry 178 00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:18,497 MINISTRY OF THE AIR 179 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,416 As you see, I'm a minor clerk 180 00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:24,878 Precise, punctual And not always witty 181 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,880 It's my firm belief 182 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:30,801 That the best way To serve my country 183 00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,929 Is to be a good average Frenchman A good average Frenchman 184 00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,556 I'LL BE ALONE AFTER MIDNIGHT 185 00:17:38,642 --> 00:17:41,520 Bargemen like to laze about 186 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,106 Bargemen are stay-at-homes 187 00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:46,775 Hauling coal and flour 188 00:17:46,984 --> 00:17:50,028 Bargemen are stay-at-homes 189 00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:52,864 Faithful to my barge 190 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,117 As a French poodle 191 00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:58,245 I live on the water 192 00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:00,747 Far from all the fools 193 00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:05,752 Bargemen like to laze about 194 00:18:05,961 --> 00:18:07,796 Bargemen are stay-at-homes 195 00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:09,923 Hauling coal and flour 196 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:13,260 Bargemen are stay-at-homes 197 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:23,395 I'm on patrol On patrol 198 00:18:23,604 --> 00:18:25,272 A decent situation 199 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,898 But, Good Lord Three stripes 200 00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:29,067 Would make a nice promotion 201 00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:47,479 Crosswords, crosswords 202 00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:50,774 A pleasant pastime in other words 203 00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:54,152 It's complicated Convoluted 204 00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,405 And difficult to unravel 205 00:19:56,780 --> 00:20:00,617 Luckily, I have my dear friend 206 00:20:00,826 --> 00:20:01,993 Webster 207 00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:05,580 Webster 208 00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:08,917 5 Across: A Tonkinese fleet 209 00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:12,379 27 Down: A Viennese treat 210 00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:13,922 What inventor 211 00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:15,549 Which animal 212 00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:20,721 Together form a clue for "River in the far north"? 213 00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:27,769 Officer, let me go. I have a date at midnight. 214 00:20:27,978 --> 00:20:30,313 The officer handling your case isn't back yet. Sit down. 215 00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:32,941 - Let me explain - - Don't disturb me. 216 00:20:38,572 --> 00:20:39,573 Midnight. 217 00:20:40,198 --> 00:20:42,868 Midnight. I'm right on time. 218 00:20:44,745 --> 00:20:47,247 - Mrs. Argilliers, please. - This is her home. 219 00:20:47,456 --> 00:20:50,125 - She's expecting you? - Yes, she is. 220 00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:07,267 Whom shall I announce? 221 00:21:07,476 --> 00:21:09,311 The minor clerk. 222 00:21:14,191 --> 00:21:18,528 This night, each door is closed 223 00:21:18,737 --> 00:21:22,741 Under ivy-covered balconies 224 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:26,912 In the houses, all is quiet 225 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:31,124 The time for dreams has come 226 00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:35,921 The lover is dozing 227 00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:39,925 Listen to her soft breathing 228 00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:44,429 This night, each door is closed 229 00:21:44,638 --> 00:21:48,350 Under ivy-covered balconies 230 00:21:48,892 --> 00:21:52,771 In the houses, all is quiet 231 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:56,566 The time for dreams has come 232 00:22:01,238 --> 00:22:05,325 If all the boys in the world 233 00:22:05,534 --> 00:22:09,496 Felt the same way 234 00:22:09,704 --> 00:22:13,500 Never would a blonde girl 235 00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:17,379 Ever find a lover 236 00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:20,924 - Mrs. Argilliers, please. - Are you billeted here? 237 00:22:21,132 --> 00:22:22,592 My heart is. 238 00:22:22,801 --> 00:22:25,470 - Whom shall I announce? - The soldier. 239 00:22:25,679 --> 00:22:27,013 Very well. 240 00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:39,192 78, square de la Muette. Hurry! 241 00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:49,828 What do you want? 242 00:22:50,996 --> 00:22:52,122 Mrs. Argilliers? 243 00:22:52,706 --> 00:22:53,999 You're expected? 244 00:23:08,847 --> 00:23:12,350 - Watch where you're going! - Priority to the right! 245 00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:17,105 - You could've flattened me. - Go direct some traffic. 246 00:23:17,314 --> 00:23:18,481 Wait for me, I won't be long. 247 00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:21,318 - This is none of your business. - I'm in a hurry. 248 00:23:21,526 --> 00:23:24,362 Look at that heap! It could've killed me. 249 00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:25,780 You're going there too? 250 00:23:25,989 --> 00:23:27,324 You too! 251 00:23:29,659 --> 00:23:32,037 - Another one? - Yes, another. 252 00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:35,248 I'm in a hurry! 253 00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:38,752 - Coming! - I'm in a hurry! 254 00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:43,465 - Mrs. Argilliers? - Yes. Come in. 255 00:23:43,673 --> 00:23:44,925 She'll be right down. 256 00:23:56,227 --> 00:23:59,773 No time to sit. I've got a train at 1:45. 257 00:24:12,911 --> 00:24:14,245 Cute place. 258 00:24:14,663 --> 00:24:16,706 Nicer than my barge. 259 00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:25,924 Excuse me, bargeman. 260 00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:29,636 Are you here for Mrs.... 261 00:24:29,844 --> 00:24:30,971 Argilliers? 262 00:24:31,179 --> 00:24:33,932 Yes, Argilliers. Right. 263 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:37,477 - I'm here for Mrs. Argilliers. - Mrs. Argilliers. 264 00:24:37,686 --> 00:24:41,523 - I'm here for Mrs. Argilliers. - I'm here for Mrs. Argilliers. 265 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:43,483 Me too. 266 00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:46,069 Me too. 267 00:24:47,237 --> 00:24:49,322 Who are you, sir? 268 00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:51,825 The nurseryman. 269 00:24:53,410 --> 00:24:54,536 Come in. 270 00:25:03,628 --> 00:25:07,132 Several gentlemen are here. They all claim you're expecting them. 271 00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:10,051 - Are they handsome? - They're varied. 272 00:25:10,635 --> 00:25:11,678 That's good. 273 00:25:13,430 --> 00:25:17,017 - I hope she's blonde. - I prefer brunettes. 274 00:25:17,225 --> 00:25:18,727 I've no preference. 275 00:25:19,436 --> 00:25:22,230 I hope she's short. 276 00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:24,733 - I hope she's tall. - No preference. 277 00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:28,445 I'll miss my 1:45 train! 278 00:25:28,653 --> 00:25:30,655 I've been waiting 45 years. 279 00:25:30,864 --> 00:25:32,991 It's an adventure, gentlemen. 280 00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:35,577 That's what is so wonderful. 281 00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:38,163 I say, this lady is late! 282 00:25:38,621 --> 00:25:41,583 Mind your manners, Man in a Hurry. 283 00:25:41,791 --> 00:25:44,210 He's right. She's making us wait. 284 00:25:45,420 --> 00:25:48,131 You're an oaf and a boor. 285 00:25:48,339 --> 00:25:52,218 Where do you think you are, in a cargo hold? 286 00:25:52,427 --> 00:25:53,219 Do you hear me? 287 00:25:53,428 --> 00:25:57,807 - I need to leave. - First I need to identify you. 288 00:26:00,351 --> 00:26:05,190 Since your colleague hasn't returned, maybe you could call one of my friends. 289 00:26:05,398 --> 00:26:08,401 A well-known person whose testimony would suffice. 290 00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:12,614 When you're alone at midnight 291 00:26:12,822 --> 00:26:14,949 And sleep eludes you 292 00:26:15,158 --> 00:26:17,744 You dream languorously 293 00:26:17,952 --> 00:26:20,121 About the one 294 00:26:20,538 --> 00:26:23,625 Whose image haunts you 295 00:26:23,833 --> 00:26:26,086 And who'll surely 296 00:26:26,294 --> 00:26:30,757 Chase away your troubles all night 297 00:26:31,382 --> 00:26:34,010 You dream of a Prince Charming 298 00:26:34,219 --> 00:26:36,763 Who will be yours 299 00:26:36,971 --> 00:26:39,516 But time passes So you settle 300 00:26:39,724 --> 00:26:42,769 For a man like any other 301 00:26:42,977 --> 00:26:45,939 She's alone after midnight? 302 00:26:46,147 --> 00:26:48,316 Is this what she calls 303 00:26:48,525 --> 00:26:53,154 Being alone after midnight? 304 00:26:54,823 --> 00:26:58,493 Handsome men get an appetite 305 00:26:58,701 --> 00:27:00,203 In the afternoon 306 00:27:00,411 --> 00:27:05,208 But still you act very picky 307 00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:09,337 You refuse him your favors 308 00:27:09,546 --> 00:27:11,005 From 5:00 to 7:00 309 00:27:11,214 --> 00:27:15,593 But you're really not so shy 310 00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:18,346 She's alone after midnight? 311 00:27:18,555 --> 00:27:20,431 Is this what she calls 312 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:24,561 Being alone after midnight? 313 00:27:25,228 --> 00:27:27,689 She's alone after midnight 314 00:27:27,897 --> 00:27:29,941 We came here thinking 315 00:27:30,150 --> 00:27:32,235 She'd chase away our troubles 316 00:27:32,443 --> 00:27:34,362 All night 317 00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:37,115 You dream of a Prince Charming 318 00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:39,909 Who will be yours 319 00:27:40,118 --> 00:27:42,620 But time passes So you settle 320 00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:45,957 For a man like any other 321 00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:48,668 She's alone after midnight? 322 00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:50,712 Is this what she calls 323 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:55,466 Being alone after midnight? 324 00:28:06,019 --> 00:28:08,605 Be quiet, gentlemen, please! 325 00:28:14,444 --> 00:28:16,279 There she is There she is 326 00:28:16,487 --> 00:28:18,281 She's arrived Our night beauty 327 00:28:18,489 --> 00:28:20,366 She's the one She's the one 328 00:28:20,575 --> 00:28:22,202 Who sent the invitation 329 00:28:22,410 --> 00:28:24,162 Finally here she is 330 00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:26,039 She has arrived at last 331 00:28:26,247 --> 00:28:30,001 We feast our eyes She's lovely from head to toe 332 00:28:30,210 --> 00:28:33,963 Here she is Our mysterious host 333 00:28:34,172 --> 00:28:35,965 She's the one 334 00:28:36,174 --> 00:28:37,967 She's the one 335 00:28:38,176 --> 00:28:41,846 For whom we've all been waiting 336 00:28:44,182 --> 00:28:46,226 - The Bargeman. - The Man in a Hurry. 337 00:28:46,434 --> 00:28:49,103 - The Minor Clerk. - The Soldier. 338 00:28:49,312 --> 00:28:51,064 The Nurseryman. 339 00:28:53,024 --> 00:28:54,567 The Fisherman. 340 00:28:55,568 --> 00:28:59,239 Gentlemen, I'm delighted to meet you. 341 00:28:59,447 --> 00:29:02,116 I'll introduce myself. Monique Argilliers. 342 00:29:02,325 --> 00:29:05,662 Married. Twenty-five years old. Without profession. 343 00:29:05,870 --> 00:29:07,872 Obliged to commit adultery. 344 00:29:08,081 --> 00:29:10,583 I'm in a hurry. I'm taking the 1:45 train. 345 00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:13,086 Then you're already eliminated. 346 00:29:13,294 --> 00:29:16,589 To get revenge, I've decided to spend the night with one of you. 347 00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:19,133 The night, you hear? The whole night. 348 00:29:19,342 --> 00:29:22,887 I organized my evening. I allotted you exactly 72 minutes 349 00:29:23,096 --> 00:29:24,847 and now you just dismiss me? 350 00:29:25,056 --> 00:29:26,391 Yes, exactly. 351 00:29:26,599 --> 00:29:30,061 - It's a swindle! - Have some champagne before you leave. 352 00:29:30,270 --> 00:29:32,272 No, I'm taking the 1:45 train. 353 00:29:34,649 --> 00:29:35,942 One down! 354 00:29:38,152 --> 00:29:39,988 - No! - No more room! 355 00:29:42,115 --> 00:29:45,285 Calm down, gents. It's just the phone. 356 00:29:46,536 --> 00:29:48,413 Is that you, Monique? 357 00:29:49,122 --> 00:29:52,583 No, it's not the police chief. It's Michel. 358 00:29:54,502 --> 00:29:57,255 Poor guy! What did you do? 359 00:29:58,923 --> 00:30:00,550 How awful! 360 00:30:01,592 --> 00:30:03,303 Of course I'll come. 361 00:30:03,511 --> 00:30:04,554 Are you alone? 362 00:30:08,057 --> 00:30:09,225 Hello? 363 00:30:15,898 --> 00:30:16,983 She hung up. 364 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,113 Stay here, please. 365 00:30:22,322 --> 00:30:26,826 If you'll excuse me, I need to go out for a few minutes. 366 00:30:27,035 --> 00:30:30,121 Trying to run off? We won't fall for such tricks. 367 00:30:31,789 --> 00:30:36,502 Madam, I beg you, please don't leave. 368 00:30:36,711 --> 00:30:40,631 You're mistaken. I've no intention of "running off." 369 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:44,427 One of my friends, held at the police station, needs me to vouch for him. 370 00:30:44,635 --> 00:30:45,678 I'll be right back. 371 00:30:45,887 --> 00:30:49,015 - What proves you'll be back? - I give you my word. 372 00:30:49,223 --> 00:30:52,185 - That's not enough. - What proof do you need? 373 00:30:52,393 --> 00:30:54,187 We'll go with you. It's safer. 374 00:30:54,395 --> 00:30:55,980 I can't. I left without authorization. 375 00:30:56,189 --> 00:30:58,900 You'll stay and guard the house. Shall we go? 376 00:30:59,108 --> 00:31:01,861 No. Think about it. It's not very proper. 377 00:31:02,070 --> 00:31:04,697 Don't worry. We'll behave ourselves. 378 00:31:04,906 --> 00:31:08,034 - Fine, if you insist. - Off we go! 379 00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:22,590 You, no crazy driving. I'm on a bike. 380 00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:25,468 As you say. 381 00:31:25,676 --> 00:31:28,721 Madam, I have so much to tell you. 382 00:31:29,472 --> 00:31:31,474 Madam, listen to me, please. 383 00:31:33,393 --> 00:31:36,771 - Clear out. You're all I can see. - What did you say? 384 00:31:36,979 --> 00:31:38,898 Clear out! You're blocking my view of madam. 385 00:31:39,107 --> 00:31:41,734 - What? - Clear out! 386 00:31:42,276 --> 00:31:43,861 Now I can see her. 387 00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:48,449 I feel like I'm escorting the First Lady's carriage. 388 00:31:49,075 --> 00:31:53,121 No, buddy, we're not stopping. Make way for Love! 389 00:31:53,621 --> 00:31:55,415 Never heard that before, right? 390 00:31:55,957 --> 00:31:57,875 Ever heard that before? 391 00:31:58,459 --> 00:31:59,293 Ever - 392 00:31:59,502 --> 00:32:03,131 You crazy kids! Open the window! 393 00:32:03,631 --> 00:32:05,174 Open this window. 394 00:32:07,176 --> 00:32:09,220 We'd better open it before he breaks it. 395 00:32:10,888 --> 00:32:12,974 Don't be selfish, guys. 396 00:32:13,182 --> 00:32:15,351 Give somebody else a chance. 397 00:32:16,394 --> 00:32:20,314 Step on it, buddy! And away we go. 398 00:32:39,041 --> 00:32:40,543 Enough! 399 00:32:40,918 --> 00:32:42,378 Are you coming in? 400 00:32:42,587 --> 00:32:45,339 No way. That's no place for us. 401 00:32:46,048 --> 00:32:47,341 Suit yourselves. 402 00:32:59,312 --> 00:33:01,397 - I'm here for Michel - - Monique! 403 00:33:02,732 --> 00:33:04,817 - There you are! - It was nice of you to come. 404 00:33:06,235 --> 00:33:08,863 I see you've made some friends! 405 00:33:09,071 --> 00:33:10,239 Stop it. 406 00:33:10,448 --> 00:33:12,366 - Are those ladies your accomplices? - Monique. 407 00:33:12,575 --> 00:33:14,327 Did you ask me here so you could introduce me? 408 00:33:14,535 --> 00:33:16,245 I don't know those women. 409 00:33:16,454 --> 00:33:19,373 We have the info we need. You can leave now. 410 00:33:19,582 --> 00:33:21,709 It looks like you came for nothing. 411 00:33:22,251 --> 00:33:23,461 Let's go, Monique. 412 00:33:23,961 --> 00:33:26,964 - No good-bye? - Don't go. 413 00:33:27,173 --> 00:33:29,425 - Ladies - - Good-bye, honey! 414 00:33:30,718 --> 00:33:34,305 Ladies, I'm not that sort of guy! 415 00:33:35,056 --> 00:33:36,349 - Bye! - See you soon! 416 00:33:36,557 --> 00:33:39,393 - Good night, Michel. - I'm staying with you. 417 00:33:39,602 --> 00:33:42,980 No. I came to get you out. Now I'm going home. 418 00:33:43,189 --> 00:33:44,899 - I'll accompany you. - Impossible. 419 00:33:45,107 --> 00:33:46,400 I'm not alone. 420 00:33:47,527 --> 00:33:50,029 - Who are they? - Friends. 421 00:33:55,368 --> 00:33:56,536 - Introduce me. - No. 422 00:33:56,744 --> 00:33:58,412 - Why not? - I don't know their names. 423 00:33:58,621 --> 00:34:00,665 Doesn't matter. You know mine. Let's go. 424 00:34:03,376 --> 00:34:05,294 Good evening, gentlemen. Get in, Monique. 425 00:34:05,503 --> 00:34:07,755 I'm delighted to meet you. 426 00:34:08,673 --> 00:34:11,092 78, square de la Muette. 427 00:34:29,443 --> 00:34:31,362 We brought her back. 428 00:34:35,825 --> 00:34:38,744 - Irma, bring us some champagne. - Yes, madam. 429 00:34:40,454 --> 00:34:42,373 Now, Michel, go away. 430 00:34:42,582 --> 00:34:44,834 I'm following the rules. I received a balloon. 431 00:34:45,042 --> 00:34:47,253 - Please, Michel, go home! - Never. 432 00:34:47,461 --> 00:34:51,257 I was invited like the others. Why should I give up my spot? 433 00:34:53,384 --> 00:34:54,802 In that case, 434 00:34:55,011 --> 00:34:56,220 suit yourself. 435 00:35:00,391 --> 00:35:02,435 Gentlemen, champagne? 436 00:35:02,643 --> 00:35:05,896 - I'd love some! - After our long trip... 437 00:35:06,105 --> 00:35:10,276 - Stand back. You didn't go. - Neither did you. 438 00:35:10,484 --> 00:35:12,236 Can you believe this guy? 439 00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:19,452 - Madam, may I speak? - Go ahead. 440 00:35:21,245 --> 00:35:22,371 You'll talk later. 441 00:35:22,580 --> 00:35:26,125 I'm married. I have seven children. 442 00:35:26,334 --> 00:35:27,585 Two still in the cradle. 443 00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:29,712 I live in Bécon-les-Bruyères. 444 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:34,175 I yearn to experience the finest adventure of my life. 445 00:35:34,383 --> 00:35:37,720 I've sacrificed everything for this affair. 446 00:35:37,928 --> 00:35:42,808 Although you wrote "I'll be alone after midnight," 447 00:35:43,017 --> 00:35:46,437 I notice you're not alone. 448 00:35:46,646 --> 00:35:48,981 - No, she's not. - How appalling! 449 00:35:49,190 --> 00:35:51,192 - Be quiet, Michel. - Michel is right. 450 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,194 Hold on, gentlemen. 451 00:35:53,402 --> 00:35:55,613 Of course I sent more than one balloon. 452 00:35:55,821 --> 00:35:57,531 Some were bound to get lost. 453 00:35:57,740 --> 00:36:00,785 Good Lord. What will we do? 454 00:36:01,702 --> 00:36:03,204 We'll settle it with a draw. 455 00:36:03,412 --> 00:36:04,705 Present! 456 00:36:04,914 --> 00:36:06,457 Reporting for duty. 457 00:36:06,666 --> 00:36:08,709 - You can't do that, Monique. - Why not? 458 00:36:08,918 --> 00:36:10,920 It's awful, playing poker for madam! 459 00:36:11,128 --> 00:36:14,799 - No, we'll play dice. - No dice for Zanzibar. 460 00:36:17,385 --> 00:36:19,345 - Not funny? - No, it's very funny. 461 00:36:19,553 --> 00:36:21,764 - How about bridge? - Yes, you can be the dummy. 462 00:36:21,972 --> 00:36:24,850 - Monique. - Enough joking. Come with me. 463 00:36:25,059 --> 00:36:27,228 Sorry, madam, gambling is against my principles. 464 00:36:27,436 --> 00:36:28,854 Take this then. 465 00:36:31,482 --> 00:36:32,650 This way, gentlemen. 466 00:36:33,693 --> 00:36:35,653 - This is hilarious! - No, it's outrageous. 467 00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:39,990 Everyone write their names on a slip of paper. I'll be right back. 468 00:36:40,199 --> 00:36:43,786 - I don't have any paper. - I'll give you some. 469 00:36:43,994 --> 00:36:46,747 - No one has anything to write with. - Here, sir. 470 00:36:46,956 --> 00:36:50,459 - You call that a pocket pencil? - I don't have anything smaller. 471 00:36:54,171 --> 00:36:57,508 - Here's your pencil back. - Thanks. 472 00:37:01,137 --> 00:37:03,889 - What's he saying? - He probably can't write. 473 00:37:04,098 --> 00:37:07,017 Hold on, I may have just the thing. 474 00:37:07,685 --> 00:37:09,270 That's perfect. 475 00:37:10,521 --> 00:37:11,689 This is yours. 476 00:37:14,817 --> 00:37:18,654 God of chance, smile upon us 477 00:37:18,863 --> 00:37:20,698 We swear to you 478 00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:22,742 Our allegiance 479 00:37:22,950 --> 00:37:26,746 It's up to you to decide 480 00:37:26,954 --> 00:37:28,789 Who will win 481 00:37:28,998 --> 00:37:30,708 The grand prize 482 00:37:30,916 --> 00:37:34,837 In this moment of suspense You could hear a pin drop 483 00:37:35,045 --> 00:37:39,008 He's in for a fine time The one who'll share her bed 484 00:37:39,216 --> 00:37:42,845 God of chance, smile upon us 485 00:37:43,053 --> 00:37:44,764 We swear to you 486 00:37:44,972 --> 00:37:47,057 Our allegiance 487 00:37:48,601 --> 00:37:50,936 Now the purest heart shall pick. 488 00:38:00,404 --> 00:38:02,823 - He can't read. - Give it to me. 489 00:38:04,992 --> 00:38:06,202 It doesn't count. 490 00:38:06,744 --> 00:38:07,495 "Michel." 491 00:38:07,703 --> 00:38:09,705 - It doesn't count. - Why not? 492 00:38:09,914 --> 00:38:13,501 - Because... you're practically family. - Not yet. 493 00:38:13,709 --> 00:38:16,796 Michel, what you're doing is despicable. 494 00:38:17,004 --> 00:38:19,256 I want revenge on my husband, but not with you. 495 00:38:19,465 --> 00:38:22,092 - Why not with me? - Because you - 496 00:38:23,177 --> 00:38:24,261 Because I - 497 00:39:11,475 --> 00:39:12,560 Who are you? 498 00:39:13,644 --> 00:39:15,563 Good evening, madam. 499 00:39:17,481 --> 00:39:19,233 What are you doing here? 500 00:39:20,818 --> 00:39:22,486 You received a balloon? 501 00:39:22,695 --> 00:39:25,698 I'm too old to play with balloons. 502 00:39:25,906 --> 00:39:28,158 How did you get in? 503 00:39:28,868 --> 00:39:29,827 The window. 504 00:39:30,369 --> 00:39:32,872 - Why not the door? - I didn't dare. 505 00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,541 - I'd have let you in. - If I'd known that... 506 00:39:35,749 --> 00:39:38,294 - Who are you? - Who am I? 507 00:39:38,878 --> 00:39:39,920 Sportsman 508 00:39:40,129 --> 00:39:41,338 Megalomaniac 509 00:39:41,547 --> 00:39:43,257 Booklover 510 00:39:43,465 --> 00:39:44,967 With a healthy fear of the law 511 00:39:45,175 --> 00:39:47,261 Art lover and most of all 512 00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:49,096 I am, madam 513 00:39:49,471 --> 00:39:51,432 - What? - A gentleman 514 00:39:52,308 --> 00:39:54,560 A gentleman 515 00:39:54,768 --> 00:39:57,813 Thief 516 00:40:00,190 --> 00:40:03,402 - Open up, madam. - Open the door, Monique. 517 00:40:03,903 --> 00:40:06,322 Be quiet. Madam won't be able to sleep. 518 00:40:06,530 --> 00:40:07,448 - Really? - Of course. 519 00:40:07,656 --> 00:40:09,825 - Open up, madam. - Open the door, madam. 520 00:40:14,371 --> 00:40:17,833 Your friends are too noisy. With your permission, I'll leave. 521 00:40:18,042 --> 00:40:18,751 No. 522 00:40:18,959 --> 00:40:21,211 In my profession, we don't like noise. 523 00:40:21,420 --> 00:40:24,924 - If you're truly a gentleman - - Thief. 524 00:40:25,132 --> 00:40:27,134 ...you won't leave me alone with these men. 525 00:40:27,343 --> 00:40:29,303 Please stay, I'm begging you. 526 00:40:29,511 --> 00:40:32,848 - What if I get caught? - Who cares? Stay. 527 00:40:33,057 --> 00:40:37,186 - Monique, please. - Madam, why do you resist? 528 00:40:37,394 --> 00:40:38,938 She must be deaf. 529 00:40:39,146 --> 00:40:41,231 Deaf and heartless! 530 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,151 I see now. She's a tease. 531 00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:45,778 A tease? 532 00:40:46,445 --> 00:40:47,947 A tease? 533 00:40:49,615 --> 00:40:52,785 I'll teach her to play with fire. 534 00:40:54,870 --> 00:40:55,663 Where's he going? 535 00:41:08,676 --> 00:41:09,969 Hello? 536 00:41:10,177 --> 00:41:12,805 There's a fire! 78, square de la Muette. 537 00:41:19,311 --> 00:41:20,938 - I need you. - Me? 538 00:41:21,605 --> 00:41:23,482 I guarantee it'll be worth your while. 539 00:41:23,691 --> 00:41:24,817 Really? 540 00:41:25,025 --> 00:41:26,944 I don't want to submit to a certain man. 541 00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:29,154 You must stay with me until morning. 542 00:41:29,363 --> 00:41:30,489 I can't refuse that. 543 00:41:30,698 --> 00:41:32,157 Now I'll open the door. 544 00:41:32,700 --> 00:41:35,744 - Don't open it, I beg you. - Are you afraid? 545 00:41:35,953 --> 00:41:39,790 In my profession, we fear nothing, but prefer to keep the door closed. 546 00:41:39,999 --> 00:41:41,000 Be quiet. 547 00:41:41,667 --> 00:41:44,670 - Her husband has returned. - Dear God, how terrible! 548 00:41:44,878 --> 00:41:48,507 I guess we'd better leave. Let's go. 549 00:41:49,049 --> 00:41:52,511 Stay! It'll take two men to protect her from that brute. 550 00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:56,015 You can count on me. My life is hers. 551 00:41:58,142 --> 00:42:01,311 - I'll open and you'll shoot? - With pleasure. 552 00:42:03,147 --> 00:42:05,107 Except it's never loaded. 553 00:42:05,315 --> 00:42:07,067 Too bad. Maybe next time. 554 00:42:11,739 --> 00:42:13,282 What are you doing here? 555 00:42:14,366 --> 00:42:15,784 Ask the lady. 556 00:42:16,869 --> 00:42:18,454 - He's my lover. - Monique. 557 00:42:18,662 --> 00:42:20,706 No. Not yet. 558 00:42:21,665 --> 00:42:24,043 Listen, sir, go home. 559 00:42:24,543 --> 00:42:26,128 - You have a wife. - Yes, madam. 560 00:42:26,336 --> 00:42:29,006 - Ten children, three in the cradle. - Yes, madam. 561 00:42:29,214 --> 00:42:30,424 Go home now. 562 00:42:30,924 --> 00:42:34,636 You can dream of your unrequited love affair. 563 00:42:35,137 --> 00:42:36,388 It's better that way. 564 00:42:36,597 --> 00:42:40,184 - I loved you so much already. - You'll get over it. 565 00:43:18,847 --> 00:43:19,973 Here comes trouble. 566 00:43:20,182 --> 00:43:22,851 I'd better go. I'm out without authorization. 567 00:43:24,061 --> 00:43:25,729 Hurry! Leave me alone! 568 00:43:27,356 --> 00:43:31,026 - Is there a fire? - Yes, in my heart. 569 00:43:34,154 --> 00:43:35,364 Open up for the firemen! 570 00:43:37,866 --> 00:43:39,910 Excuse me, sir, where's the fire? 571 00:43:40,119 --> 00:43:43,205 I don't know. I'm leaving. Ask my neighbor. 572 00:43:43,413 --> 00:43:44,540 The fire, sir. 573 00:43:45,249 --> 00:43:47,459 Where's the fire? What? 574 00:43:48,502 --> 00:43:52,047 - Tell us where the fire is! - I don't know. 575 00:43:52,256 --> 00:43:54,091 - Here's my mistress. - What is it? 576 00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:55,926 Madam, where's the fire? 577 00:43:56,135 --> 00:43:59,304 Fire? This is idiotic! There's no fire in my home. 578 00:43:59,513 --> 00:44:02,558 Pardon, madam, but is this 78, square de la Muette? 579 00:44:02,766 --> 00:44:05,227 - Yes. - And you deny there's a fire? 580 00:44:05,435 --> 00:44:08,689 - No fire. Right? - Absolutely. 581 00:44:14,444 --> 00:44:15,445 Hands up! 582 00:44:15,654 --> 00:44:19,199 - At your service, madam. - Thank you. Good-bye. 583 00:44:20,367 --> 00:44:22,327 Help! 584 00:44:24,621 --> 00:44:26,999 There must be a fire, madam. Someone is calling for help. 585 00:44:27,207 --> 00:44:29,001 What's going on? Hurry! 586 00:44:34,506 --> 00:44:36,633 - Hands up! - Calm down, kid. 587 00:44:36,842 --> 00:44:38,051 Help me. 588 00:44:39,970 --> 00:44:41,346 What's wrong with you? 589 00:44:42,389 --> 00:44:43,849 What is this man doing here? 590 00:44:44,474 --> 00:44:45,934 How did he get in? 591 00:44:46,143 --> 00:44:47,477 - Through the window. - He's a burglar. 592 00:44:47,686 --> 00:44:50,939 Unbelievable! Me, a burglar? 593 00:44:51,148 --> 00:44:53,775 Listen, little lady, shall I tell them? 594 00:44:53,984 --> 00:44:56,236 - What? - That you invited me. 595 00:44:56,445 --> 00:44:58,780 - I'm a buddy. - A buddy? 596 00:44:58,989 --> 00:45:01,074 He's crazy! He's just a burglar. 597 00:45:01,283 --> 00:45:03,952 He called the fire department to create a diversion. 598 00:45:04,161 --> 00:45:06,914 I did it to drive this fox from her den! 599 00:45:07,122 --> 00:45:08,957 Be quiet! Go on, take him away! 600 00:45:09,166 --> 00:45:10,584 Let me go! 601 00:45:10,792 --> 00:45:12,336 Come on, let me go! 602 00:45:13,587 --> 00:45:15,505 Let me go! 603 00:45:17,299 --> 00:45:18,425 Be quiet. 604 00:45:18,634 --> 00:45:21,929 While you're at it, will you take him too? 605 00:45:22,137 --> 00:45:24,848 If your siren is broken, he'll come in handy. 606 00:45:44,076 --> 00:45:46,787 - Afterward, you'll leave. - No, I received a balloon. 607 00:45:46,995 --> 00:45:49,748 - So did the black man. - I played and I won. I'm the winner. 608 00:45:49,957 --> 00:45:53,752 - It was a joke. - I demand my prize. 609 00:45:58,423 --> 00:45:59,549 To your health! 610 00:46:00,300 --> 00:46:01,301 Thanks. 611 00:46:02,594 --> 00:46:06,014 - Definitely not. - Why not? 612 00:46:06,223 --> 00:46:09,601 - You'd be angry at me tomorrow. - I love you with all my heart. 613 00:46:09,810 --> 00:46:11,103 That's what I mean. 614 00:46:11,311 --> 00:46:14,648 The man who spends the night with me, I'll never see him again. 615 00:46:14,856 --> 00:46:16,900 I don't want to spend one night with you, 616 00:46:17,109 --> 00:46:20,028 but 18,262 nights. 617 00:46:20,237 --> 00:46:22,489 - How much is that? - Fifty years. 618 00:46:23,115 --> 00:46:24,324 Boaster! 619 00:46:24,533 --> 00:46:26,326 - Come on, Monique. - Michel. 620 00:46:26,535 --> 00:46:28,954 I don't want to ruin our friendship. 621 00:46:30,580 --> 00:46:34,209 My husband will be back soon. He can't find us together. 622 00:46:40,048 --> 00:46:43,510 - Understand, Michel? - I understand, but I'm not convinced. 623 00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:44,928 No, no. 624 00:46:45,137 --> 00:46:46,388 Madam, 625 00:46:46,930 --> 00:46:48,724 you asked me to spend the night with you. 626 00:46:48,932 --> 00:46:49,808 That's right. 627 00:46:50,017 --> 00:46:52,394 - I didn't come with that intention. - I hope not. 628 00:46:52,602 --> 00:46:54,813 I need to leave for New York tomorrow. 629 00:46:55,439 --> 00:46:56,940 Yes, I will burgle, 630 00:46:57,149 --> 00:47:00,652 on May 12, at 12:12 a.m., Al Capone's safe. 631 00:47:00,861 --> 00:47:02,654 - Sounds like a good plan. - It's not bad. 632 00:47:02,863 --> 00:47:06,033 Regrettably, I must leave you at dawn. 633 00:47:10,954 --> 00:47:14,916 - You're staying until dawn? - It's the best I can do. 634 00:47:15,625 --> 00:47:17,294 It's more than I'd like. 635 00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:26,094 Monique, please ask him to leave. 636 00:47:26,303 --> 00:47:29,681 Mr. Thief, I beg you to stay. 637 00:47:30,932 --> 00:47:31,975 All right. 638 00:47:32,851 --> 00:47:35,562 In that case, I have a proposition for you. 639 00:47:35,771 --> 00:47:39,524 Twenty-five yards from here is a villa with a fine collection 640 00:47:39,733 --> 00:47:42,235 of antiques, silverware, and transferable stocks. 641 00:47:42,444 --> 00:47:45,489 The owner is away, the servants are on vacation, 642 00:47:45,697 --> 00:47:47,324 and the guard dog is paralyzed. 643 00:47:47,532 --> 00:47:50,202 How very interesting! 644 00:47:50,410 --> 00:47:52,788 I'll draw you a map. Hold on. 645 00:48:00,879 --> 00:48:02,923 It's perfect for you. 646 00:48:03,715 --> 00:48:05,258 Thanks, this is great. 647 00:48:05,801 --> 00:48:09,888 You won't even need to pick the lock. My friend left me the keys. 648 00:48:10,097 --> 00:48:12,265 75, square de la Muette. 649 00:48:12,474 --> 00:48:15,519 Thank you, sir. You're very helpful. 650 00:48:16,812 --> 00:48:19,856 Madam, duty calls. I must bid you farewell. 651 00:48:20,065 --> 00:48:22,275 You're not very gallant. 652 00:48:23,110 --> 00:48:25,654 My humble respects, madam. And my regrets. 653 00:48:25,862 --> 00:48:27,239 Get out of here. 654 00:48:27,447 --> 00:48:29,491 Good-bye, sir, and thanks. 655 00:48:29,699 --> 00:48:30,992 Don't mention it. 656 00:48:33,412 --> 00:48:34,704 Cocktail, Monique? 657 00:48:34,913 --> 00:48:37,999 - It's your villa he's going to rob. - I know. 658 00:48:38,208 --> 00:48:41,253 - You're crazy, Michel. - I love you, Monique. 659 00:48:41,670 --> 00:48:44,464 - And I'm - - Extremely decisive. 660 00:48:44,673 --> 00:48:46,007 I'm beginning to believe it. 661 00:49:53,700 --> 00:49:54,826 Halt! 662 00:49:55,243 --> 00:49:56,870 Right face! 663 00:49:57,704 --> 00:49:59,456 Coats down! 664 00:50:00,665 --> 00:50:01,958 To the paintings! 665 00:50:20,227 --> 00:50:23,313 I've loved you for six years. You know that. 666 00:50:23,522 --> 00:50:25,315 You told me for the first time today. 667 00:50:25,524 --> 00:50:27,150 I've been telling you for six years. 668 00:50:27,359 --> 00:50:28,652 I didn't hear you. 669 00:50:28,860 --> 00:50:30,529 - You just had to look. - What? 670 00:50:30,737 --> 00:50:32,197 To look at me. 671 00:50:33,031 --> 00:50:38,828 To speak of love Is looking into each other's eyes 672 00:50:39,704 --> 00:50:44,417 To speak of love Is a kiss that speaks volumes 673 00:50:45,335 --> 00:50:48,296 Hands can say, "I love you" 674 00:50:48,505 --> 00:50:51,258 Better than any poem 675 00:50:51,466 --> 00:50:56,137 Communicating without words Is delightful 676 00:50:57,556 --> 00:51:03,103 To speak of love Is a very expressive sigh 677 00:51:03,728 --> 00:51:08,817 To speak of love Is a smile that says, "How divine" 678 00:51:10,235 --> 00:51:15,865 How can I lie When my heart is next to yours? 679 00:51:16,074 --> 00:51:22,038 That's worth more Than any romantic speeches 680 00:51:41,224 --> 00:51:43,852 To fully express 681 00:51:44,060 --> 00:51:46,771 The joy of loving you 682 00:51:46,980 --> 00:51:51,151 I dream of unknown words 683 00:51:52,777 --> 00:51:55,071 All sounds uttered 684 00:51:55,530 --> 00:51:57,991 Have already expired 685 00:51:58,450 --> 00:52:04,039 All the words have already been said 686 00:52:27,646 --> 00:52:31,566 To speak of love Is looking into each other's eyes 687 00:52:31,775 --> 00:52:33,943 Each other's eyes 688 00:52:34,152 --> 00:52:38,156 To speak of love Is a kiss that speaks volumes 689 00:52:38,365 --> 00:52:39,991 Speaks volumes 690 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:43,119 The pink of your blush 691 00:52:43,328 --> 00:52:46,373 Expresses so much 692 00:52:46,581 --> 00:52:52,337 Nothing could be more marvelous 693 00:53:06,768 --> 00:53:13,983 Romantic oaths Can't hold a candle to it 694 00:53:14,192 --> 00:53:20,115 It's worth more Than every love poem in the world 695 00:53:20,532 --> 00:53:23,284 Madam! Your husband is back. 696 00:53:23,493 --> 00:53:24,661 - Where is he? - In his study. 697 00:53:24,869 --> 00:53:26,705 - Did he see you? - I think so. 698 00:53:26,913 --> 00:53:28,665 Thank you. Go. Michel! 699 00:54:17,213 --> 00:54:22,177 Monique, love calls me elsewhere. Forgive me, I'm leaving. 700 00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:43,615 Excuse me, gentlemen. What's going on? Where are you going? 701 00:54:44,157 --> 00:54:46,993 We're going to see the lady at number 78. 702 00:54:47,202 --> 00:54:48,495 The lady at number 78! 703 00:54:48,703 --> 00:54:52,624 Get out of the way. I'm going there too. 704 00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:55,585 Where are you going? 705 00:54:55,794 --> 00:54:57,670 We're going to see the lady at number 78. 706 00:55:07,138 --> 00:55:11,226 Excuse me, I'm looking for 78, square de la Muette. 707 00:55:11,434 --> 00:55:13,102 Unbelievable! I have no idea. 708 00:55:13,311 --> 00:55:15,897 You made the right choice, dear. 709 00:55:16,105 --> 00:55:17,649 - What a tramp! - Yes. 710 00:55:21,194 --> 00:55:22,278 Hear that? 711 00:55:22,487 --> 00:55:23,905 It must be the balloons. 712 00:55:24,113 --> 00:55:25,490 - More? - The others. 713 00:55:25,698 --> 00:55:27,116 - What others? - The latecomers. 714 00:55:27,492 --> 00:55:29,786 Some balloons flew far before they landed. 715 00:55:29,994 --> 00:55:31,704 Weren't any lost? 716 00:55:33,039 --> 00:55:35,375 - Michel? - Monique. 717 00:55:35,583 --> 00:55:36,501 What will we do? 718 00:55:44,050 --> 00:55:47,303 - I'm scared. I don't want to stay here. - Then come with me. 719 00:55:47,512 --> 00:55:50,014 - Where? - To my house. 720 00:56:05,029 --> 00:56:07,073 I like what you've done to the place. 721 00:56:07,907 --> 00:56:09,701 He left me a chair. 722 00:56:11,911 --> 00:56:14,080 "With my best wishes for your happiness." 723 00:56:15,248 --> 00:56:17,125 What a swell guy! 724 00:56:21,713 --> 00:56:24,048 - Monique. - What, Michel? 725 00:56:27,218 --> 00:56:30,138 Tomorrow, I don't think you'll be alone after midnight. 726 00:56:31,514 --> 00:56:32,390 Michel... 727 00:56:32,599 --> 00:56:34,100 No, Michel. 728 00:56:42,525 --> 00:56:48,615 THE END